Dear Future Husband,
you can’t just show up one fine day and say, well here I am, let’s do it.
You know, it takes time to bake a cake.
You can’t just take the ingredients – flour, milk, eggs, butter, sugar, baking powder – throw them in a bowl, and say “Voila, a cake! Let’s eat it.”
First things first – decide to forego all traditional methods so as to fast-track dinner.
Toss a frozen clump of Gnocchi into a pan, add some water, put a lid on it, set the hob on High Heat.
The idea is to smoke a fag, return, turn down the heat on the near-boiling water, and let your dinner simmer itself into a tensile mush.
(I mean, it’s potatoes – what could go wrong) Continue reading
